Sunday, September 28, 2008

Your Mother

Here we see Agent Scully using an adolescent yet effective response to someone she'd rather not speak to. If you can't read the subtitle or the subject of this post....well...it's your mother.

Digging Graves

Whilst driving very late one summer night, I found people digging massive graves. For all of the Trevor's and Patrick's and David's.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Friday, September 19, 2008

video

Gross

Apparently 12 year-olds can smoke now.

Morning Constitutional...Get it?

This was taken on Saturday July 26th, 2008 at 6 am. Addison and I went for a walk around the Capitol. It was grand. Thought I'd share an awful cellphone pic of an actually very majestic setting.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Toby is a bitch

Can't go 5 minutes without him rubbing his face on EVERYTHING I OWN!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Microsoft you win.

I just thought I'd tell everyone that my uphill battle with Microsoft is over. I give up. What with the brilliant guidance and endorsement of one Jerry Seinfeld, I realized that's what it's all about. Comedy and celebrity endorsements. Style, performance, and power do not matter in this world anymore. If you don't believe me, head over www.microsoft.com and watch the ads, you'll see the light.

Long Arm of the Law

This is to show you the couch when I was in baby court.

Insomnia

It's currently 5:12 a.m. and I cannot, for the life of me, sleep. I am not necessarily tired, but I know I need to sleep. However, that is only because I have work tomorrow. If I did not, I'd be driving to Carbon county for some scary ghost towning. I'd be, going to get some dinner at Penny's diner. Basically, anything and everything that involves me and my wonderful brother Adam. When Addison grows up, we'll take him too but I don't think he'd enjoy it as much right now. But just the feeling of being out in the beautiful and eerie nature. Camera and iPod as our arsenal. Ready to take on any local polygs or moose that come our way. It's times like these I wish I owned my 24 hr movie theatre/diner. I have a few friends in Cedar who seemed to support the idea. The name is a work in progress, but the tentative one that got the most laughs was PHUCKERS. The merchandise would be fantastic
I went the all night theatre & all I got was this PHUCKING Tshirt. Priceless.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Sleep Habits of a teen.

Sure it was 5:10 am, but come on. I was pulling 72 hours of no sleep at his age!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I got capitalism

The first mobile blog. Mobile aphorism. I love it. I hope this makes me blog more. Even though only Adam reads it. Adam and I went to Nine Inch Nails last week. It was fantastic. If you haven't seen a NIN show, you are missing out. The energy and visual aspects form a 1-2 knockout of pleasure. Here's a terrible picture for ya.
This was a test for mobile blogging. Because I am just that freaking cool.
1/2 Man 1/2 Awesome Machine!